This actually proved to be a rather amusing semester... so I have quite a few good ones for you, mostly from Christian History. Enjoy.
These are five measure phrases. Avoid the Natural Man!
~ Dr. Don
There's a lesson for all of you, when choosing friends look at their net worth.
He saw Jesus and was like, "No big deal, I've read about ya'"
Now me, I'm all about priestcraft, go buy my books!
Ladies, imagine some guy comes and tells you God said you were to marry him. You'd tell him to go to the University of Utah.
Well, If you're going to restart polygamy, Ken and Barbie should do it.
I don't know, when I was dating I always used the Songs of Solomon as my ideal for women to go out with.
Maybe it's Satan making me say that, but I like him.
It's like negotiating with the North Koreans, it never works.
She's a lot like Martha Stewart, and we all know what we think of Martha Stewart, we just can't say it in class.
~The tradition must continue
It's like in Sense and Sensibility...
Dangit, I always thought I had good gay-dar.
Because I love you.
Baby, it's cold outside.
Really, men are just like dogs. All we want is to be petted in morally chaste and appropriate ways.