A Semester in Quotes

This actually proved to be a rather amusing semester... so I have quite a few good ones for you, mostly from Christian History. Enjoy.

These are five measure phrases. Avoid the Natural Man!
~ Dr. Don

There's a lesson for all of you, when choosing friends look at their net worth.
~Sister Black

He saw Jesus and was like, "No big deal, I've read about ya'"
~Bro. Gaskill

Now me, I'm all about priestcraft, go buy my books!
~Bro. Gaskill

Ladies, imagine some guy comes and tells you God said you were to marry him. You'd tell him to go to the University of Utah.
~Bro. Gaskill

Well, If you're going to restart polygamy, Ken and Barbie should do it.
~Bro. Gaskil

I don't know, when I was dating I always used the Songs of Solomon as my ideal for women to go out with.
~Bro. Gaskill

Maybe it's Satan making me say that, but I like him.
~Bro. Gaskill

It's like negotiating with the North Koreans, it never works.
~Dr. Thorpe

She's a lot like Martha Stewart, and we all know what we think of Martha Stewart, we just can't say it in class.
~Dr. Fredricson

STELLA
~The tradition must continue

It's like in Sense and Sensibility...
~Dr.Clayton

Edna Mode.
~Danielle

Dangit, I always thought I had good gay-dar.
~Kris Tina

Because I love you.
~Megan

Baby, it's cold outside.

Really, men are just like dogs. All we want is to be petted in morally chaste and appropriate ways.
~Sean