Welcome to story time.
Once upon a time there were two siblings traipsing home in their beautiful Ford Escort from a late night of fun, games, and creme brulee almonds. While driving they suddenly watched the car just in front of them slow down and began to wonder why. Just as they were wondering suddenly they saw it, the Kamikaze Deer, standing right in front of their car. Much swerving ensued and the marvelous Ford Escort won, leaving the Kamikaze Deer to run away leaving some of his bum fur stuck in the front headlight and the side mirror dangling precariously. Sadly the Ford Escort required fixing and now both siblings are car-less for the next week.