Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Actually, I'm not "doing nothing"

Today I did something I haven't done in far too long. I found a book, sat down, and began to read. It was glorious, fabulous, and terrific all lumped into one freaking awesome moment of reading bliss. Then you came along; you know who you are. You had the audacity to assume that because I was sitting by myself, holding three hundred pages of typed goodness, I was horrendously lonely/miserable/bored-out-of-my-mind. I wasn't. I really didn't want to engage in conversation. I was in my own world, and I can promise you that nothing you had to say was as fascinating as what was going on in my book. You cannot compare to the intrigues of the Elizabethan court. The sooner you accept this, the better.
I do not read because I'm bored, or simply lacking something better to. Reading is that better thing. You can keep The Office, House, and American Idol, I'll stick to my books. They've been my constant friends since I was six and I see no reason to abandon them now. So, as grateful as I am that you took a moment out of your day to be friendly/witty/uber annoying, please, next time, LET ME READ!


  1. this is so true.. i love a good book.. and there is something about tthe books set in the elizabethan times that just suck you in!

  2. You sarcastic son of a monkey! Lol jk. I guess you would be a "daughter-of-a-monkey" but that doesn't sound as cool.

  3. hi! sorry io parlo poco l'inglese comunque ti voglio dire che i tuoi blogs sono carini very good! thank you very much per la visita e della TRACCIA CHE MI HAI LASCIATO! se ti và passa di nuovo quando vuoi te! kiss buon week-end